Photos and random thoughts from comedian and music artist Phil Johnson. www.RoadsideAttraction.comTumblr (3.0; @philjohnsoncomedy)http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uI4yAijiybc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>VIDEO: Gimme Gimme (A Christmas Lullaby) Funny Xmas Song by Phil Johnson</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/36102717864http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/36102717864Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:45:39 -0800video<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m387m0GofS1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Should have posted this earlier when I remembered this lovely ladies name.</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/22032548899http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/22032548899Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:37:12 -0700comedygigsPhil Johnsoncomedian<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m378rtX7Ot1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I will be having nightmares about this vague animatronic of Lincoln at 1880 Cowboy Town in South Dakota. It “talks”.</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21986475388http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21986475388Sat, 28 Apr 2012 10:04:40 -0700Lincolndreamyroadside attractionssouth Dakota<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m361amc3Gp1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dan Cummins on stage at Fat Daddy’s, Sioux Falls, SD. I have to figure out how to take my own picture on stage</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21947970774http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21947970774Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:25:34 -0700comedyDan cumminsfat daddysSioux falls gig pictures<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m329f4JFuT1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know that old joke where the kid has to pee and the teacher makes him spell the name of a river first, but he misses a letter? This is that river!</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21816952464http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21816952464Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:30:40 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wielWdT11rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, I admit, that’s the fanciest tile work I’ve seen at an Economy Lodge.</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21603199552http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21603199552Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:59:09 -0700motelroad gigs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vw4lFGtb1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Last night’s audience ready for a laugh in Merrillville, IN.</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21569148808http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21569148808Sun, 22 Apr 2012 06:57:56 -0700comedygigs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qidnJcVL1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Things you don’t see in San Francisco…. The actually have parking here.</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21384072904http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21384072904Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:12:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2napqaBCK1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mars Cheese Castle in WI… I’m like friggin’ Dorothy skipping up to the gates of Oz.</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21289250334http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21289250334Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:34:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jitxtfn61rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In case you ever wondered where to get discolored meat or out of fashion cheese…</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21171332861http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/21171332861Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:39:33 -0700funnyfoodhumorsketchy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1psf8eGLR1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>EJECT! EJECT!</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/20183583090http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/20183583090Fri, 30 Mar 2012 13:18:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10bxdbEz21rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The classic bar gig…. No, that’s not me.</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/19429709667http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/19429709667Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:22:25 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ypkuoO2S1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what one girl decided to give me for a name-your-own-price CD tonight in Pendleton, OR. Some people’s kids….</p> <p>You can download my best hits for free, without a drawing at <a href="http://WWW.PhilJComedy.com">http://WWW.PhilJComedy.com</a></p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/19386465524http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/19386465524Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:22:06 -0700comedy showkid drawing<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ujjst83R1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For Motel 6’s remodel they apparently used a time machine to buy furniture at IKEA in 1967.</p> <p>Download my best comedy bits and songs at http:www.PhilJComedy.com</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/19258864934http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/19258864934Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:21:28 -0700IKEAmotel 6road gigscomedy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nhes2KyR1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve made it! My name up in plastic! <a href="http://Http://www.PhilJComedy.com">Http://www.PhilJComedy.com</a></p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/19039414892http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/19039414892Fri, 09 Mar 2012 19:52:04 -0800comedy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dekykPJb1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me and some lovely laughers at Pepperbelly’s last night. Go download my free greatest hits at <a href="http://www.PhilJComedy.com">http://www.PhilJComedy.com</a></p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18733304930http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18733304930Sun, 04 Mar 2012 09:14:58 -0800comedy fansPhil Johnsonstanduplive concertfairfield CA<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cj5fKFiT1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just knocked it out in front of a sold out crowd at Pepperbelly’s. But that’s not me on stage. That’s Cheryl the Soccer Mom.</p> <p>Dowload my free greatest hits album at <a href="http://www.PhilJComedy.com">http://www.PhilJComedy.com</a></p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18712225472http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18712225472Sat, 03 Mar 2012 21:56:03 -0800comedystandup<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cj3ccX1E1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just knocked it out in front of a sold out crowd at Pepperbelly’s. But that’s not me on stage. That’s Cheryl the Soccer Mom.</p> <p>Dowload my free greatest hits album at <a href="http://www.PhilJComedy.com">http://www.PhilJComedy.com</a></p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18712168384http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18712168384Sat, 03 Mar 2012 21:54:48 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09wdy2Ora1rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, Mickey and Minnie shouldn’t have mouths like sex dolls. That’s uncalled for Disney.</p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18616434400http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18616434400Fri, 02 Mar 2012 11:54:23 -0800Disneyfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02kts6nn91rnf47jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Download some of my greatest hits for free at <a href="http://www.PhilJComedy.com"><a href="http://www.PhilJComedy.com">www.PhilJComedy.com</a></a></p>http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18393499991http://philjohnsoncomedy.tumblr.com/post/18393499991Mon, 27 Feb 2012 12:56:16 -0800