Should have posted this earlier when I remembered this lovely ladies name.

Should have posted this earlier when I remembered this lovely ladies name.

I will be having nightmares about this vague animatronic of Lincoln at 1880 Cowboy Town in South Dakota. It “talks”.

I will be having nightmares about this vague animatronic of Lincoln at 1880 Cowboy Town in South Dakota. It “talks”.

Dan Cummins on stage at Fat Daddy’s, Sioux Falls, SD.  I have to figure out how to take my own picture on stage

Dan Cummins on stage at Fat Daddy’s, Sioux Falls, SD. I have to figure out how to take my own picture on stage

You know that old joke where the kid has to pee and the teacher makes him spell the name of a river first, but he misses a letter?  This is that river!

You know that old joke where the kid has to pee and the teacher makes him spell the name of a river first, but he misses a letter? This is that river!

Ok, I admit, that’s the fanciest tile work I’ve seen at an Economy Lodge.

Ok, I admit, that’s the fanciest tile work I’ve seen at an Economy Lodge.

Last night’s audience ready for a laugh in Merrillville, IN.

Last night’s audience ready for a laugh in Merrillville, IN.

Things you don’t see in San Francisco…. The actually have parking here.

Things you don’t see in San Francisco…. The actually have parking here.

Mars Cheese Castle in WI… I’m like friggin’ Dorothy skipping up to the gates of Oz.

Mars Cheese Castle in WI… I’m like friggin’ Dorothy skipping up to the gates of Oz.

In case you ever wondered where to get discolored meat or out of fashion cheese…

In case you ever wondered where to get discolored meat or out of fashion cheese…

EJECT!  EJECT!

EJECT! EJECT!