The First Time Music Scared The Crap Out Of Me

The First Time Music Scared The Crap Out Of Me

Motley Crue

Somewhere waaaaaay down there is Motley Crue.

I went to see Motley Crue and Alice Cooper the other night.  That was the music of my teenage years and you get stuck with that through your whole life.  It’s why my parents still listen to Roy Orbison, 90′s kids will always listen to Nirvana and Tupac, and some poor child today is going to be stuck with Iggy Azalea for the rest of their lives.

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Download this song for free at http://www.PhilJComedy.com - Lyric video for this year’s Xmas song that you’ll never hear in polite company.

Adorable characters and Hollywood-style violence.  Rudolph, sick of being bullied, acquires weapons and plans to make his presence violently known. Does he actually do it?

VIDEO: Gimme Gimme (A Christmas Lullaby) Funny Xmas Song by Phil Johnson

Should have posted this earlier when I remembered this lovely ladies name.

Should have posted this earlier when I remembered this lovely ladies name.

I will be having nightmares about this vague animatronic of Lincoln at 1880 Cowboy Town in South Dakota. It “talks”.

I will be having nightmares about this vague animatronic of Lincoln at 1880 Cowboy Town in South Dakota. It “talks”.

Dan Cummins on stage at Fat Daddy’s, Sioux Falls, SD.  I have to figure out how to take my own picture on stage

Dan Cummins on stage at Fat Daddy’s, Sioux Falls, SD. I have to figure out how to take my own picture on stage

You know that old joke where the kid has to pee and the teacher makes him spell the name of a river first, but he misses a letter?  This is that river!

You know that old joke where the kid has to pee and the teacher makes him spell the name of a river first, but he misses a letter? This is that river!

Ok, I admit, that’s the fanciest tile work I’ve seen at an Economy Lodge.

Ok, I admit, that’s the fanciest tile work I’ve seen at an Economy Lodge.